I would like to announce my new race team (pictured above). I have been very unhappy with my slow times recently. So I have sought out the very best in aerobic, endurance coaching. This quartet will be guiding all the way to the Bejing Olympics (or at least to the next order of Chinese food).
If I fail at my mission I know they will call me "Poopy Face" and "Goofy". What more motivation do I need?