Dream's Dashed

Came back form my morning run and the the New York Times was there. Open up the paper and see a big article on coaching in the style section. Oh, Boy

Read---read ---read----NO Murtaugh.

I got cut!

Just as I was left out of Jason Miller's film adaptation of his Pulitzer Prize winning drama, That Champioship Season, so too were my hopes crushed today.

Now the only way I will get in the style section is if I marry a)An Heiress b)A poor but culturally significant person like a writer c)A gay guy with a house in the Hamptons-----So Many options